Why Do Cans Have Colors On The Bottom

Hey, mon programme !

Begin to gorge myself deprogramming these savages! True

what, I had booked my party for a show dedicated to a singer I really like, ate early, I sit quietly in my chair and there ... nothing to do, I find myself with lots of guys who type in an oval ball.

rugby or some shit like that.

bitter disappointment, which I had prepared myself mentally for dancing doll wax doll.

Yet I check in the program, when I'm wrong, but no no, there was indeed a special evening planned for Wales France.

There are nights like that.

Promised following chronic coming soon!

Boston All Nighter Wood Stove

Tout a une fin...

Faithful readers, you'll understand the situation in my work was going right.

Confidence threadbare by both other possibilities of salary non-existent (yes, because evolution of responsibilities I do not care a bit, it's money that interests me, not the job: P), in short, my life stagnated in all areas.

I was wondering how to successfully beg for a pay increase under these conditions when suddenly something came to my head.

I had indeed noticed a strange sort of ballet for some time.
Some people whose exasperation point certainly as advanced as mine but not negligible, however, urged him to get up one morning with a sheet in hand, locked in the office of the HRD, in highlighting a smile to the lips unlike their interlocutor rather sad, to return a few days later with the same results masks. I

So one day enjoyed a cigarette break to see what it was all about.

"Bein is super simple fact: when I'm really tired, I'll ask for my resignation they m'augmentent"
"Huh?" But if you put your resignation is that you want t 'go, so they have no reason to detain you. "
"Rah la la, you do not understand. They know that if we replace, it's going to take time. They should get someone who has the same qualification, once they have found the form in short , it's all a waste of time and therefore money. And it does not say that the person they recruit better request a salary for them. In short ultimately it costs them less to us than allow us to increase spin. "

I was stunned by this discovery. But as incredible as it might seem to me a few other people confirmed me practice.

So it was any idiot, and it stood to boot!

battery was what I needed.

I decided to put my plan into action on Thursday and hit the head of the organization.
I will see the CEO face to face in his office, sit opposite him and said:
"President, I have something important to say!" And then I

began to feel ill.
I saw him lift his head and watch me. I had a big ball of hesitation.
It was he who hired me five years ago when I was an intern, he who has seen me grow throughout my first month, stagnate along the four and a half years that followed, prevented two time to hang myself in the very open space.
How would he take the news? Y
believe it even?
If so, this could affect it, to injure himself.
Any confidence gained that would shatter ...
But never mind, I had to throw.
"Well now, actually, you know, it's not easy, mais ce qui se passe c'est que..."
(Je pense que j'avais subtilement éveillé sa curiosité à ce moment précis)
"...je voulais te dire que j'ai eu une proposition et que..."

Pas le temps de poursuivre ma phrase. Son visage s'est illuminé, l'excitation a commencé à danser dans ses yeux, il semblé animé d'une joie immense et s'est écrié :
"C'est vrai ? Mais c'est une excellente nouvelle ça ! Enfin, je veux dire, pour toi quoi, c'est chouette !"

Oulà, non, ce n'est pas ce que je voulais moi.
Zut, en fait il ne doit pas réaliser, la nouvelle a du le bouleverser.
Je décide d'enfoncer the nail, so that the lie is so big that it does so down to Earth to get serious, he asks me what I am proposing the box sham to offer me more.

"cons But you know I'm supposed to do three months' notice, but actually I would reduce to two months."
"Yes, yes, no problem, I talk to HR, you'll see him tomorrow when you should bring him your resignation without fault." My world collapsed

, my ploy did definitely not going as planned.
But probably he would change his mind in the moments following.

So I left his office and I descended the stairs, just heard the noise of detonating a champagne cork that jumps, but without paying more attention than that.

The rest of the day very calm, I left quickly without looking back, except for a brief moment, just long enough to notice strange colored lights in the office of management and balloons floating through confetti rains, but probably an optical illusion caused by stress. The

difficult night, marked especially by the versions of my letter of resignation, which I eventually reduced to a minimum:
"You make me break, tcho!" The next

morning, trembling, I tip my office in which HRD whistling merrily.
"Aaaaaaaah, I waited for you!"

I timidly handed him my paper, takes it, read it.
"You know, there was much discussion with the president last night and was analyzed your request. In fact we would offer you something."

A glimmer of hope that lights, body heat which rekindled, perhaps I had languished for nothing, they would not let me go well with the time I had many of their become indispensable!

This sacred myth what the cons proposal was finally released myself, I was both frightened and impatient, like, from what I was told that they lived, what it feels like when a deflowering.

"You told us you wanted to leave after two months, we in fact it would suit you to leave us after a month and a half"

Hein, but no, I do not want to leave me, I have nothing to catch me again, out of the question that I agree!
"Ok, I'm fine"

Oh no, that's not what I meant. Damn, too late.

I spin the toilet vomiting twice. Before the third
retching, I have the right to raise the reflex sight.

I remain in my life office for the remainder of the day, people throwing me little glances as they passed me.

's it, the sound began to spread.
I had lied on the sequel, I say I wanted to keep it confidential.

More importantly, it was necessary that I find something to do once my notice over.

I was unaware at the time that the decision to go make more changes in my life than I had expected ...

Is A Crick In The Neck A Virus

Quand les branches mortes ne sont pas celles que l'on croit... (2/2)

Yes I know ... this blog was becoming a shadow of my life which began itself to become not only a shadow of myself.

But good news: new changes occur in my life to finally give him a boost and hence the opportunity for new adventures all the more incredible as each other to tell you!

Or not!

But first, to make things right, I'll have to finish my story of when my former boss wanted to get rid of me.

But if remember!

Bon promised, this will be the last post on this toccard, the next will be on my new life that awaits me.

Let's get back to where I was in the previous episode:
In the vain attempt get rid of me, my chief at the time claims to have a great opportunity for my career development within the box, send me a ghost town to do menial work.

We are back in this small meeting room without a soul and decoration questionable (some posters from the golden age of our box and a generous array of supermarket given by our HRD happy to rid his basement) sitting around patatoïdoforme the table.

My boss shows a mine radiant smile extra wide trend hypocritical, convinced he had found the idea of the century.
Me I'm rather appalled, trend due to blockage facial career prospects bleak.

I get up ... and I was shaking ... it does not annoyed ... how strange.

I leave the room and advanced towards the stairs, leave me my nerves and I am tumbling down the stairs to me miserably to stabilize the charming project managers.

unable to move ... I am condemned to remain motionless for eternity if any of them do not come to my rescue show me some affection and courage m'insuffler via some form of love, a kind word or smile or even a gentle hand in her hair with a word comforting as "worry not, you're gonna get you out, you'll see!"

's it, I hear a stand and approach the corner from me. Which is it?
I know, I keep my eyes closed. I want to discover his identity to the sweet sound of his voice.

What golden words I am about to hear and burn for eternity in my memory? My ears are connected directly to my brain with a backup set in my heart that the words beyond my expectations.

Silence lecture, it will start ...

"shit, we still shot of his death! The You girls help me move it hinders access to the stairs, not want to cross it, I'm in a skirt. "

sisterhood of the most immediate, I'm dragged on a meter and some.

Well, I'm going to still do everything by myself.
Auto adrenaline injection, rotary neurological launch, back to my place and establishing a plan of attack!
(after you check my emails , takes a ride on facebook and threw a valve to a former colleague via galK)

First problem, the idea of my head is actually well thought out.

So ?

Donc ce n'est forcement pas lui qui l'a eu. Je dois trouver le vrai coupable !

Heureusement, voilà l'un des dirigeants qui passe près de moi.
Quelques minutes de discussion off et mes soupçons se confirment, l'initiative provient bien du supérieur de mon chef qui a besoin de quelqu'un pour tenter de gagner une mission et a soufflé mon nom en ordonnant à son sous-fifre de s'occuper de cette basse besogne.

Vu que la décision avait été acceptée par le conseil des chefs (ou "réunion commerciale" selon les jargons), cela signifiait que je ne pouvait y échapper.

Je demande donc au plus vite une réunion avec my head and my HRD.
If I find myself actually sent in the boonies geese as well enjoy it to request an increase that would serve as compensation. After many postponements

occurs last meeting. Seniority

obliged, my HRD speaks first:
"Well, Your Highness, we are here to take stock of yourself and the opportunity provided by this mission. Already, we have to tell you that after an internal review , we realized that today you cost us too expensive compared to what you produced. "

knows why, but at this point, I told myself that it was wrong start my request for an increase. Already my boss had me subtly slipped in half on my application for the previous year, probably because of my first hard on this loser, but suddenly there I felt that my psychological threshold in terms of pay was not nearly be exceeded.

Moreover, funnier still, a month ago, making a balance sheet of economic activity, I realized that my work was under-sold to clients of the agency and the costs sending emails were sometimes ignored and therefore not passed on. Sure, difficult to consider my job as a beneficiary under these conditions.

But this was nothing more beautiful phrases were coming, including this one:

"You know, there are people whose competence is not up to par, so we obliges us to separate. But sometimes because they are sympathetic, we keep them and offer them a second chance at another position. "

is always glorifying as discourse. Ok, the whole "You have a nice face" is always nice, but it passes HR point less. For the story, my competence that made me most when I was in default management project is that I was not, in their words, rather "Pitbull" (true!). Yes, a certain conception of art. There

chained my head:

"You do not see this mission as a punishment but as an opportunity ..." Yes, because if I give you something else, in the minds of people you will always be the person support emails, so they come see you anyway, what will prevent you from being in charge of new task in the box! "
Well, on this point, it might not be so stupid as this argument ... if he had not passed on to new tricks then manage surplus of emailing.

Finally, the coup de grace of my HRD:
"You know, in the worst case, if we do not know what to do with you, we can always get rid of you. You have no plans to marry in the coming months? "

There sat a little silence, both looking at me with sadistic little smile of victory after the humiliation of the opponent.

"Well, if I summarized well, anyway it's played, I must accept your mission"

Acquiescence a nod from the two friends.

I then tried one last question:
"In fact, given that the duration of the mission is 8 months, what happens if I start and that after two months another box offers me a job? "

reaction of surprise from my boss. My HR goes to him laugh and says "Hey hey, that's fair. Bah, you will find a replacement for your notice.

This is a priori not the opinion of the other that totally shocked me out:
"Ah bein no, you have no right! And if you agree, it's a moral agreement that signs get involved with respect to the corporation to complete the contract in a professional manner "

Finally, that's what he meant at the base I think , because fact he had a rather plaintive voice and speech brat more like this:
"bein Oh no, you do not make the drot methods as bad as we did! worse if you say you do, you do not have the right to arrest is not well "

Thereupon, realizing that it is ridiculous, pulled himself together a bit and loose ...
THE THREAT THAT IS TERRIBLE !!!!! PEUUUUUUUUUUR

The luckier among you will already have been entitled to this kind of threat, it's the same elsewhere.
The type looks you straight in the eye, lift the finger at you and says calmly:
" Warning: The world is small, do not forget above all! "

She is beautiful, right?
At first they said "No, that's too cliche" and then look the other way, when you hear it is a beautiful, you can not stop you from having a thought.

Besides, I do not know if you noticed, however, the types that you leave this sentence still tend to think for real, but only one way.
I admit, if I had facing me Nicolas Sarkozy, Maurice Levy (Publicis CEO), Vincent Bollore (Havas) or Jean-Luc Lagardere, short types in high places for a while and with real power to harm if someone plays the con with them, then I might have to defecate conssenti my body with a liquid like consistency in my pants.

But in this case it's just a guy who plays his little head and feels powerful because his name appears on the chart.

And the worst for him is that he says is completely true: the world is small, very small.
And the power to harm or loss of credibility is unfortunately not confined only to some.

It did unfortunately only strengthen his haste to see me emerge.
My resume was sent in promptly and I had to pass my knowledge to my colleague (which is definitely not the mission within the agency) in two days that were "broadly sufficient" because it was my job "that press a button to send. "(two years of hard work reduced to this ...)

finally arrives on the day of the interview opportunity for me to make a costume, which happens three times a year. They send me

accompanied by handsome Associate Director of the agency, history maximize opportunities. A tradition in the box once he has a dirty job to do, it usually takes care of him. After

loupé l'entrée deux fois, nous prenons enfin la bonne ruelle qui s'engouffre dans une butte emboisée.
Quelques mètres plus loin, nous voilà dans un lieu surréaliste, une sorte d'île aux enfants perdu en pleine banlieue parisienne, mais en hauteur et avec de la verdure de partout. L'architecture des bâtiments imite vachement bien les constructions datant de plusieurs siècles.

Présentation à l'accueil auprès d'une hôtesse dont la largeur en cm n'avait d'équivalence que le diamètre en centimètres de son décolleté qui n'avait lui même d'équivalence que... son âge, en années.
Enfin bon, qui sait, elle avait peut-être was delivered at the same time as construction.

finally arrives interview with the department head, for kindling his activity, showing me the magazine to print confidential in which it occurs regularly.

The meeting goes well, we warmly welcome our new promising us very quickly.

And I waited ...

One day ...

Then two ...

Then a first week ...

Each morning, my head trying to energize the situation, to the suspense genre, "Hey, champ, maybe we'll have an answer aujurd'hui, you must be ready, maybe you go tomorrow! "

But the answer did not arrive until a few weeks later, we learn that they had taken someone else.

I stayed, my boss got fired .

But it was too late, my disgust with life at earlier initiated shortly going to accelerate in the most total DeChancie until something happens in my life 15 months later, what will be the subject of my next post.

Goodnight small